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Thursday, February 10, 2005

B&Q

Following the success of Dame Ellen

To: B&Q Customer Services
From: John Roberts

Dear Sir/Madam,

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK
on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely,

John Roberts

Shamelessly stolen from Seatcupra.net

Posted by Lurch on 02/10 at 02:54 PM
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