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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Why Would Anyone Vote Conservative?

Seriously.  What possible reason is there to vote Conservative?
Tax cuts?  Nope, ain’t gonna happen.  They’re going to follow Labour spending plans for at least four years.  What on Earth for?  For some money saving ideas they could do worse than to follow Sean Gabb’s plan for destroying the Enemy Class (trouble is most of the front bench look rather like the enemy class to me).  I’ll even give them a couple of starters.  Day 1.  Abolish the DTI.  Should save a few bob and would encourage trade.  Whilst doing this someone else can send a fax to the EU, which would read “Get bent mother fuckers”.  Memo to Treasury: Stop paying the subs to the EU.  Phew that was a busy day.  Day two.  Fax to the UN, no more subs for you bastards either.  Day 3.  P45s to all the hundreds of thousands employed in pointless bullshit civil service ‘jobs’ created by Labour in the past 10 years.  Day 4, sell off the BBC to the highest bidder.
Have the rest of the week off lads.
The EU constitution.  Usual Conservative bollocks involving sounding EU-sceptic but actually being very pro-EU thank you very much.  They must be loving this.  They are able to sound anti-federal by demanding a referendum (that they know they won’t get) but will they repeal the constiution if the win?  Will they bollocks.
‘Dave’ wants corporate bonuses to be based on some social responsibility bullshit.  Has he lost his mind or did the poncy fat faced tosser never have one in the first place?  Exactly the sort of policy one would expect to read in Socialist Worker not coming from the mouth of a ‘Conservative’.
Yet in the polls the ‘Conservative’ Party is leading, how?  They propose to be almost exactly the same as the current shower of shit.
Amazing.